Jason Hall is but a slip of a lad, taking on the writing chores of this noble endeavour, as well as politely suggesting layouts. Desiring to be in complete control of his environment, he is often observed rearranging objects in other people's rooms.

Matt Kindt does the art and some of the writing and plot. Oft described as a reckless rake of a man, he is careful to offend everyone in only the subtlest of ways and believes that the world is capable of changing comics.